Welcome to Lil' Chompy's Homepage, The Order of the Toothy Grin!

As an alligators are so perfect we decided to skip evolution I decided to build the page dedicated to my order at the peak of web design. Nested Tables, gif, chonky borders, that's the good stuff. You kids can keep your rust and your golang. HTML4SWAMPLYFE.

The Order of the Toothy Grin is the finest group of people helping Lil' Chompy support his lavish lifestyle of international intrigue. That charming rogue lifestyle requires bail money in many foreign currencies. What's left helps support the organization that the Chompster uses for insurance benefits. Your pal Chompy has grown to love all you infosec folks especially after you helped me out with that thing in São Paulo. Who knew the warrant was still good after 20 years? Thankfully the law down there was running Windows XP. Ya'll really got me out of a bind. I thought I was boots and belt for sure this time.

Below is a list of the members of The Order of the Toothy Grin. Lil' Chompy certifies they have given their time and treasure in the aid of BSides Orlando. Lil' Chompy's Personal Certification is a certification you can trust! No maintenance fees or CPEs required. If they ever need help they can make a sound like a bunch laser sound effects from a 1980's arcade game. If I am not sunning myself on a log or death rolling an enemy I'll come runnin'.